My Journal

Stole a quiz

[ ] I have walked into a glass/screen door.

[ ] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen on my face.

[ ] I have choked on my own spit.

[ ] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it.

[ ] I type only with my pointer fingers.

[ ] I have accidentally caught something on fire.

[ ] I've told a cop to piss off and gotten screwed for it.

[x] I attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidentlay went into my nose, rather than my mouth.

[x] Sometimes when I think of something funny, I laugh out loud and people look at me weird. (Actually almost always everywhere.)

[ ] I've caught myself drooling.

[ ] I've accidentally caused an explosion.

[ ] If someone says the word "fart", I can't help but laugh

[ ] I've turned into a "do not enter" one way road plenty of times.

[x] Sometimes I just stop thinking & zone out...

[ ] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow.

[ ] I just tried to lick my elbow.

[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from me.

[ ] People often tell me to use my "inside voice".

[x] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking (Alot of times, also it happened while eating ice cream)

[x] I've used my fingers to do simple math. (Sad.... )

[ ] I've jumped off a moving vehicle.

[ ] I ate a bug for $5 or less.

[ ] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important.

[ ] I repost chain letters because I'm scared of what they threaten will happen if I don't.

[ ] I've done something really stupid while I was drunk.

[ ] I've run around naked when I was drunk.

[ ] I've run into a golf cart tire when I was drunk

[x] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time. (I live doing that XD)

[ ] I accidentally break a lot of things...

[ ] My friends know not to use big words around me.

[ ] My friends like me because I'm fun to laugh at.

[ ] I move my head to the side when I'm confused (I close my eyes and make a funny face)

[ ] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking about.

[ ] I've fallen out of my chair before.

[x] When I'm laying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture. (Actually in the bathroom)

I'm 21% stupid!! W00T W00t!!!

ahem. yeah.

Clubs